Continuing with the Halloween theme, here is one of my favorite Jerry Seinfeld routines ever. My kids & I have it memorized and quote from it quite frequently at this time of year. We discovered it a few years ago when we checked out the book from the library. It came with a CD of Seinfeld doing the standup routine. I think everyone can relate to some part of this Halloween story. Although I no longer have tears streaming down my face when I listen to it, I can't let a Halloween go by without breaking out the Seinfeld CD!